Jul 17, 2005

it's a GOOD thing to be a girl


[mood cheerful]

[music| real by plumb]






*it's good to be a girl, to be full of heart and soul, and lots of attitude and adventure, and dreams to keep us company along the way.

*it's good to get excited about the little things, like chocolate and hugs, new shoes, and songs on the radio, and have fun like only we girls know how.

*it's good to be a girl, to be able to wear what we want to, and cry when we need to...and not to have a reason, and always have friends who will understand just what we are going through.

*it's good to be both strong, and soft at the same time, and change our minds in the middle...and be serious one moment and silly the next, and run circles around the boys who will never be able to figure us out.

*it's good to be free like a girl, and gutsy like a girl, to think as deeply as we feel, and know what we want and work hard to get it.

*always, no matter what, it's good to be a girl.



39 Other Reasons:




1.The friendships between females are richer, deeper, stronger, more intimate, and more affectionate than those between males.
2. Females are responsible for the two biggest advances in computer programming.
3. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
4. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
5.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
6.
You can cry without pretending there's something in your contact.
7. If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup.
8. If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser.
9. Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need.
10. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clippers.
11.When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.

12. If you don't shave, no one will know.
13. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
14. You can dress yourself.
15. Your hair is yours to keep.
16. If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really chic.
17. You don't have to pretend to like cigars.
18. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you know you look like an idiot.
19. You're rarely compelled to scream at the TV.
20. You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings.
21. Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in your teeth.

22. When you get a million catalogues in the mail, it's a good thing.
23. Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems.
25. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
26. You can fully assess someone just by looking at his or her shoes.
27. You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra.

28. If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants.
29. You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
30. If you have big ears, no one has to know.
31. You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.

32. We got off the Titanic first.
33. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
34. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the female figure in a computer game.
35. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
.

36. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

37. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
38. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

39. And finally...We have enough SENSE to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions!



source: http://groups.msn.com/ChocolateforaTeensSoul

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